Nobody is spared from the wrath of Canada geese, not even the 6ix God himself. Drake documented his unfortunate predicament on his Instagram story on Thursday, which kept him from enjoying the first hot day of the season in Toronto.

“Hottest day of the year and we can’t even enjoy the backyard because we’re being f***ing bullied by these two right here,” the rapper said in the video as he zoomed in on a pair of geese looking comfortable in a patch of shade on the grass.

Drake complained that the geese have “literally s**t on every inch of the property for the last month and a half,” and it seems like there isn’t much he can do about it.

“You know how geese get,” he said in the post. Yes, Drake, we most certainly do.

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The rapper pointed the camera at a family of ducks who have also moved onto the property.

“My whole crib has just been repoed,” he said.

The star then asked his followers to slide into his DMs and offer up name suggestions for the two geese.

“Just trying to find some joy in this,” he added.

Bonnie and Clyde? Lowry and DeRozan? Aubrey and Graham? Rexdale and Kipling? We could do this all day.