This story is wild from start to finish. A video is going viral on Reddit right now featuring a 32-year-old man escaping from a confrontation about allegedly meeting up with a 15-year-old girl. As if that we’re crazy enough in and of itself, the man is making his grand exit in a tiny car. No seriously, this thing is miniature.

The man, who identifies himself as “Roger” in the video, can be seen sitting in a comically small, bright red vehicle branded with the Toronto Raptors logo. When questioning from the video’s cameraman begins, Roger steps on the gas and scoots his way outta there. Check it out for yourself:

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Not surprisingly, the comment section holds nothing back. Here are some of our favourites:

Screenshot via Reddit
Screenshot via Reddit
Screenshot via Reddit
Screenshot via Reddit
Screenshot via Reddit

There’s plenty more where that came from. Get a little laugh and pursue these comments for yourself when you check out the full post right here.

Oh, and if you’re a 32-year-old in Toronto (or anywhere), maybe¬†don’t be trying to meet up with 15-year-olds?? No matter how child-sized your car is…