Welcome, fancy pants wearers, real estate creepers and casual clickers. With or without a crown, a sceptre or your face on a coin, you should all feel like royalty! Of course, because daily affirmations aren’t for everyone, there are other ways to feel like the King, Queen or ruler of Genovia that you are in our eyes. Sadly, many of these alternatives aren’t cheap. For some of you, truly convincing yourselves that you’re Beyonce’s gift to the world will cost around $9.75 million dollars and a whole lot of property tax.

Luckily though, your ticket to Ego-Ville is actually available now on Sotheby’s!

Friends – we share with you, 44 Aspen Ridge Heights – otherwise known as Calgary’s Castle.

Photo Via Sotheby’s International Realty
Photo Via Sotheby’s International Realty

Not to be confused with the actual Calgary Castle in Scotland, this 14,000 square foot mega-mansion is the building embodiment of sophistication and class.

Located in the southwest neighbourhood of Aspen Heights, the 6 bedroom, 8 bedroom home has a whole lot of space and a ton of incredible bonus amenities.

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44 Aspen Ridge
Photo Via Sotheby’s International Realty
44 Aspen Ridge
Photo Via Sotheby’s International Realty

From an elevator, dry sauna, steam room and home theatre (with adjacent candy lounge) to a sports lounge, a library and a wine cellar, you’ll have a hard time finding a reason to walk out the front door.

Heck, the place even has a Swarvoski chandelier that’s probably worth more than our post-secondary education.

Sold? Well, all of this and more could be yours for the already mentioned price of $9,750,000 CAD.

44 Aspen Ridge
Photo Via Sotheby’s International Realty
44 Aspen Ridge
Photo Via Sotheby’s International Realty

For a rude awakening or to realistically view the home – because you’re wealthy AF and can afford to live at 44 Aspen Ridge Heights, you can check out the original listing here, but beware. You might just fall in love with the place! (Un)happy viewing!