Hey, MTV, welcome to our crib. It’s got shared laundry and our landlord walked in on us in the nude last Saturday at 9 AM. We’re going to see if we can move in with Drake in his Toronto mansion. Champagne Papi, got a spare room?

TMZ just took a tour through Drake’s Bridle Path mega-mansion, and no expense was spared in there. Some of the weirder features include a toilet that automatically starts playing calming ambient noise when you open it. Stressful bathroom visits get the best of ya, Drizzy?

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Not shockingly, he installed (well, he hired people to install) an impressive indoor basketball court, complete with a viewing balcony. Also, his closet is the size of a small village, and there’s actually a whole bar in there.

Maybe he should invite his rich neighbours over to apologize for tearing down the architecturally significant home that was previously there. We’ll take one for the team and knock on his door.

Now that his taller-than-bylaw-allows fences are in and the finishing touches are being completed, you might be able to catch a glimpse of the Drake himself as he settles into his new Toronto spot. We’re hoping for a housewarming invite. Hopeful, but not optimistic.