Even without a crown or your face on a coin, you should feel like royalty. Sadly, if you expect your palace to do the waving, you’ll have to cough up a few million. Dreams are free, however, and this week our sights are set on a 14,000-square-foot castle for sale in Calgary, Alberta.

Located in the southwest neighbourhood of Aspen Heights, this 6-bedroom, 8-bedroom home has a whole lot of curbside appeal and a ton of incredible bonus amenities.

Photo via Sotheby’s
Photo via Sotheby’s

In addition to its larger-than-life living spaces, the mega-mansion has a sports lounge, library, wine cellar and an elevator; as well as a dry sauna, steam room and home theatre with a candy lounge – but that’s not all.

44 Aspen Ridge Heights also has a separate 750-square-foot carriage house, 2 oversized heated garages with parking for 10 –  and a Swarvoski chandelier that’s probably worth more than our post-secondary education.

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Photo via Sotheby’s
Photo via Sotheby’s

Every room is as grand as it gets, toting floor-to-ceiling windows, wainscotting and stunning hardware – but for $7,900,000 we wouldn’t expect anything less.

Sold? Well, all of this and more could be yours – as long as you’ve got a cushy bank account.

Photo via Sotheby’s
Photo via Sotheby’s

If not, you’re still free to see more photos of this impressive Calgary caste for sale here, but beware. You might just fall in love with the place.

(Un)happy viewing.