Listen, we know when it’s fun to go out and make snowmen, but maybe not like this. A parody Facebook account called “The City of Winnipeg Complaints Department” posted some sexual snow sculptures that started a bit of a social media frenzy.

The account, which is not actually run by the city, posted a photo of a snow sculpture featuring two people participating in, ahem, some adult activities that quickly started getting shared around Facebook. The caption was an all-caps message begging people to stop making sexual snow sculptures at City Hall, threatening police action if it continued.

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PLEASE STOP MAKING SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE SNOW SCULPTURES AT CITY HALL!! WE HAVE CAMERA FOOTAGE OF THE PERSONS INVOLVED AND POLICE WILL BE INVESTIGATING!!

Posted by The City of Winnipeg Complaints Department on Friday, February 19, 2021

Of course, these snow sculptures weren’t actually made in Winnipeg. Matter of fact, we’re pretty sure we saw one of these pics in our elementary school computer lab back in 2007. But, that didn’t stop them from being shared around Facebook to a lot of delight and laughs.

The Winnipeg Police even made a comment saying there are no reports of such sexy sculptures around town. So, we think it’s safe to say this joke.

While the sculptures might not actually be happening in town, the pics are still a bit of a hoot. You can check out the page, and the posts, right here.

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