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Tiny Toronto home hits the market for $1M with unbelievably dirty listing photos

Well, this definitely isn’t a ‘Price Is Right’ moment! A filthy and heavily used home in Toronto has hit the market for nearly $1 million. Located at 68 Scarborough Heights Boulevard, the property comes in “as-is condition”, with plenty of old beds and mystery stains thrown in for good measure. A steal!

Just think, Toronto. This dream Cliffcrest home could be yours for a bargain price of $999,000! With three bedrooms, one bathroom, and a detached garage, plus property taxes at approximately $4,389, we’re definitely sold. Plus, if you’re into an ‘island of misfit toys’ vibe, take your pick from the disheveled teddy bears and one-eyed (voodoo?) dolls on the floor.

We can’t say we’re shocked to see a listing like this one, though. This past summer, a tiny Toronto home on the other side of the city went up for $1 million… and the Little Italy spot actually sold for $800,000 over asking. Yikes.

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We can only chalk it up to people seeing the potential in the lots, rather than the bleak homes themselves. As much as we love the definitely-haunted aura at 68 Scarborough Heights Boulevard, we admit it could be cool to build a dream home from scratch on the lot. Emphasis on could.

So if you’re in the mood for a new abode, maybe check out this listing! Whatever you do, don’t wait too long. The Toronto Real Estate Board said last week that the average price of a home sold last year hit a new record, which means you gotta act fast to secure those deals. Best of luck out there, Toronto!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